North Wales Police are1 looking for a car with a telegraph pole shaped hole in the bonnet following a hit and run in the early hours of yesterday, or the day before, recently. The incident, along the B5105 near Ynyswen left this antique, quadruple arms-wood former GPO pole mortally wounded as the driver callously drove off without stopping to administer carpentry first-aid.
Insult was added to injury for this elderly pole when an eye-witness later reported seeing a bedraggled telegraph pole enthusiast raiding the remains for souvenirs.
Anyone with any information is requested to write it on a leaf and drop it into some water under a bridge. In strictest confidence.
1 probably not.